Aloha, Amigo!
How has the day been so far? Over here, it's of mixed results, really. Part bliss, part stress. No qualms sha, we still dey survive. And we don't let the rubbish get to us. Allowing things to toy with your emotions isn't the way to go.
Anyway, I still found the time to visit the barbing salon. I know people who would ask me what I went to do there. Uhn uhn, I went to polish my teeth. Anyway, now back home, I have conditioner in my hair. I believe this is what inspired this post. Relax and enjoy.
I can still vividly remember over a decade ago, when my hair got a serious dandruff infection. It was my first year in high school then. I was so ashamed I used to cover the head with one cap like that.
One day, I went to the primary school where I finished. Trust, friendly juniors swarm round me. Normal things. My cap was on. How could I let my juniors see my head so infested? Well, this dude didn't help matters; a junior named Ayo. Huge guy.

Sapele Kpomo Traders, Wetin? Friend, if you are a cow skin, also known as kpomo or ponmo, lover like me, then we've got to watch and pray. It came as a shock to me upon hearing of the traders who have been injecting EMBALMING FLUID into our precious, ehm ehm, toppings. And for what? To make it thicker, thereby fetching them more money! Jeez!

Last Evening, I became sure of the wonder of the seat belts. As much as I believe in its service, I had never really had a 'human test' of the efficacy of this beautiful design. Until some hours ago. This is what happened. This is how it went down:

We've all known that kissing has been found out to 'help' in the transmission of lots of germs. A friend of mine said 10 billions or thereabout. Hahaha! Don't worry, he's not a microbiologist. He is Calculus, a Statistics and Mathematics guru. I can almost hear some people sighing, "Thank God!"
Truth is, it has become a source of concern for lots of people. Not for me, though. Since, being accorded the title of "DON JETE" (The Don of Deep Passionate Kissers) since high school- Ah, my friends!- I've known it's an eternal thing. Yes, I would kiss even the river of life in heaven. Amen!
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