Aloha, Amigo!

How have you been? Hope the day has been great so far? Right now as I type, I have a few people complaining of cold – mostly females. Yeah, let your imaginations roam. But I would say the temperature is perfect. Air Conditioners are perfect any day.

Now, back to the females complaining of cold, is it that they don’t have as much body heat as their male counterparts. I do not know, and becoming a transgender would likely not change that. Well, Janet Mock should better tell us about it.

On the other hand, the whole ‘cold thing’ these days is becoming quite sexual. I should know; I have heard that statement pointedly over the years. Well, I have handled those situations quite well. So, go figure.

Anyway, you would agree with me that, since time immemorial, there has been this ingenious way of getting rid of this particular kind of ‘cold’. Yes, we both know it – Sex. I want to believe we are all mature here, so I don’t want your teeth out right now. Lol, I could almost see some people grinning from ear to ear right now. Clean your mind and let us return to the topic.

Aloha, Amigo!
How has the day been over where you are? Over here, it's been quite great. I have this indescribable joy in my heart as I type this. Partly because... Ahem! *Clears throat* Let me let that slide.
Anyway, my body is great too. Remember I told you of that small accident yesterday. When my left knee received the impact of a bike in motion. The knee still dey pain me o. No lele! Everything is under control. Afterall, it's just one of the knees. Not both, right?
Well, while going back home today. I jumped on another bike (Don't blame me), and Gbam! It is my right knee this time! Oh boy, I was speechless o. Ehn, wetin I do all of una? Do you want to spoil my fine boy ni?
That doesn't stop me from going all the way, though. The funny fact is that, Tomorrow, I'm still going to be on another bike, probably manned by either of those bikers that caused me pains. Seriously, I can't imagine myself not being on them, at least occassionally. They are the unavoidable evils around here, and you just can't do without them.

Dear Emmy,
You know, for a while now I've decided to go to this blog... ah, diary purportedly owned by you, Emmy Collins. It was reported how you. addressed controversial, usually fashion-wise, topics. I assumed you were unshakable and would stand by whatever  you stand by.
So, I made my way there today, 15th of January, 2013 and found the post you featured about Maheeda's nudity. I actually commented on it, first comment and you saw it. I was hoping to always come back. So I returned few hours later, same day. And the post is gone! What????
Understandably, you didn't write it, but you actually endorsed it to feature on your blog in the first place. The writer, in a way, must have spoken your mind. I'm a blogger too, so I know how much importance we attach to guest posts.
So, what were you running from? Public comment? Are you ashamed of what you publicised? I find it surprising, that you could actually delete such a post. Yes, I have it here, and I would share it. You posted it, and you should stand by it!
MAHEEDA …..The queen of NUDITY
Google ‘maheeda’, and you’ll be flabbergasted at the number
of results you’d get. it’s no doubt that her nude pictures,
whose presence on the internet are now likened to Boko
Haram in the north, have gotten her the ‘hollywood’ attention
even the popular nollywood female celebrities are yet to have.
Real name, Caroline Sam, she’s no doubt an enigma (my own
opinion oh)

Over the Decades, I've witnessed many Governments pass. I've felt the influence of each, in one way or the other. It so turns out that I'm not the only one. Everyone around me talks of this 'time' or that 'regime.' We attribute themes to each Government. Praising some, Blaming others. I know you do too.
I have my own opinion of this whole thing. I'm going to table it here. Let's go over it. Maybe I could convince you. If not, please convince me then. Here we go:

I've never officially published a music review. Yeah, I've reviewed books, and have contemplated music for some time, none had ever moved my hands. HALLELUYAH, however, changed the story.

Sapele Kpomo Traders, Wetin? Friend, if you are a cow skin, also known as kpomo or ponmo, lover like me, then we've got to watch and pray. It came as a shock to me upon hearing of the traders who have been injecting EMBALMING FLUID into our precious, ehm ehm, toppings. And for what? To make it thicker, thereby fetching them more money! Jeez!

For real,Paul has followed his twin brother's footstep. Just weeks after Peter proposed to his baby mama, Paul has done the same! Both dudes already have 'seeds' between them and their respective beloved. I don't know, but maybe that double wedding in 'No One Like You' is finally coming to happen. Or maybe not.