This is something to think about when negative
people are doing their best
to rain on your parade. So remember this story
the next time someone who
knows nothing and cares less tries to make your
life miserable.
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her
hair styled for a trip to
Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip
to the hairdresser, who responded:
" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there?
It's crowded and dirty..
You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you
getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We
got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "
That's a terrible airline.
Their planes are old, their flight attendants are
ugly, and they're always
late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on
Rome's Tiber River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place.
Everybody thinks its gonna be
something special and exclusive, but it's really a
dump."
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe
get to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and
a million other people
trying to see him. He'll look the size of20an ant.
Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours.
You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a
hairdo. The hairdresser
asked her about her trip to Rome.
"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not
only were we on time in one
of Continental's brand new planes, but it was
overbooked, and they bumped
us up to first class. The food and wine were
wonderful, and I had a
handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on
me hand and foot.
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a
$5 million remodeling
job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the
city. They, too, were
overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their
owner's suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well
and good, but I know
you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we
toured the Vatican, a Swiss
Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and
explained that the Pope likes to meet
some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to
step into his private
room and wait, the Pope would personally greet
me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope
walked through the door and
shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a
few words to me."
"Oh, really! What'd he say?"
He said: "Who fucked up your hair?"
-Dedicated to +The Pope
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Fabusolatope
FABUSOLA TOPE CHRISTIANSEN
people are doing their best
to rain on your parade. So remember this story
the next time someone who
knows nothing and cares less tries to make your
life miserable.
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her
hair styled for a trip to
Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip
to the hairdresser, who responded:
" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there?
It's crowded and dirty..
You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you
getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We
got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "
That's a terrible airline.
Their planes are old, their flight attendants are
ugly, and they're always
late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on
Rome's Tiber River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place.
Everybody thinks its gonna be
something special and exclusive, but it's really a
dump."
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe
get to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and
a million other people
trying to see him. He'll look the size of20an ant.
Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours.
You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a
hairdo. The hairdresser
asked her about her trip to Rome.
"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not
only were we on time in one
of Continental's brand new planes, but it was
overbooked, and they bumped
us up to first class. The food and wine were
wonderful, and I had a
handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on
me hand and foot.
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a
$5 million remodeling
job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the
city. They, too, were
overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their
owner's suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well
and good, but I know
you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we
toured the Vatican, a Swiss
Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and
explained that the Pope likes to meet
some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to
step into his private
room and wait, the Pope would personally greet
me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope
walked through the door and
shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a
few words to me."
"Oh, really! What'd he say?"
He said: "Who fucked up your hair?"
-Dedicated to +The Pope
☀♠__̅_̅̅_̅̅̅|Ţ*Ƒ*Ƒ|_̅̅̅_̅̅_̅_♠✽̤̈̊
`°•.¸¸†hê £åñ†å§†ï¢ £åßµl𵧸¸¸.•°
--
Fabusolatope
FABUSOLA TOPE CHRISTIANSEN
